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if someone ask you that if you fish is sleeping it is just upside down on top of the fish bowl and to dispose of it is to flush it down the toilet.
P.S don't tell your kids
Son: is my fish sleeping
Mom: yes my son it is now go back to your room
Son: ok
Mom: honey go flush it down the toilet
a ground up blunt wrap; generally used for chops or spliffs
Are you going to use those fish flakes in your bowl pack? You scumbag.
the ability of a dude to catch & reel in a chick
did you see jim last night? he used his fish hook magic on that girl & bam, in the car.
Sleepy Joe said "Son don't tell me to not buy ice cream so Respect the fish during the full moon or suffer the full moon or suffer the consequences" because the ice cream truck was arriving and Sleepy didn't care what the conservative boy said
CHOKIN' THE CHICKEN
MASTURBATING
JERKING THE GHERKIN
Did you hear about how he was caught going fishing with a spoon?
When a girl loses a condom in her vagina after sex and doesn't find it until a week later and it starts to smell like seafood.
"Susan, I'm so embarrassed, I've been showering, but couldn't get the smell out. I found out i was a total megan fish. I'm so relieved!"
A person who spends a lot of money in gacha-type games but denies it.
"What do you mean I'm a whale? No no, I'm a smol fish."