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meat feeder

the mouth of someone who preforms oral sex on a male.

I wanted to have sex but suzie would only let my put it in her meat feeder

by TN73 October 7, 2010


Meat Riding like Malott

When one person is obsessed with someone and will do whatever it takes to get someone else to like them. This could also be choosing a side of an argument on purpose or for biased reasons.

“There he goes! Greg is back to meat riding like Malott! I am not surprised by this! lol”

by August 11, 2024


california meat wagon

The sexual act of folding a neverhard dick in half and shoving it inside a vagina. Also sometimes using the balls with the folded dick just so you can feel something firm.

My husband couldn't get hard last night, so we tried the California Meat Wagon. Best I have had in some time.

by Havealotofbalz May 10, 2016


Meat snot

Meat snot, also known as pre-cum is a small amount of snot like fluid that comes out of your penis when you're turned on, but before you cum.

"Oh baby, I can tell you are turned on from all the meat snot in your shorts."

by Kelly Nicole May 19, 2022


lump meat

A males penis that is gurthy. One that has enormously large gameCOCK for ur chicken COOP.

Ey, ey boy, let me pull up and grab sum of that lump meat.

by Mandy Lou & James November 26, 2015


meat tossing

A. Not what it sounds like

B. Establishing one's dominance by taking bites out of grilled (or otherwise cooked) meats before forcefully tossing them at living targets in the home of a third party.

Daniel: Did you hear that Zack was doing some serious meat tossing last night?
Eric: That is v. gross Daniel.
Daniel: No, it's not what it sounds like.

by SlootSloth April 12, 2016


A Meat Rider

A no life nerd with a gamertag by the name of Machete who plays rocket league all day and doesn't wear socks around the homies in the bed. He also believes there are more than 2 genders. Also hasn't touched a women. Definitely makes love to "trans" people.

Machete is a meat rider...

by I are gay if u read this 🙅🏽‍♂️🧢 November 6, 2022