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French women don't get fat

French women don't get fat is a false claim. Many people assume this to be true do different reasons even though French females have the same amount of obesity as the EU average.

The german girl said french women don't get fat, the german girl was wrong.

by @mrkulci April 2, 2021

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jules big fat juicy ass

jules has a big fat jucy ass she is so hot

example: oh look at that dump truck, it must be jules big fat juicy ass

by baeissohot September 20, 2022

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Jesus Lumps-of-Fat-Fucking Christ

(exclamation): An alternative form of the phrase "Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ," often used in response to intense anger, surprise, or joy by those who are more scientifically-oriented. Also used by those who have made the observation that tits are no more than blobs of fat on a woman's chest, and there's really no reason why men should be attracted to them.

"Jesus Lumps-of-Fat-Fucking Christ Batman!" Robin exclaimed in exalting joy. "I believe the phrase is 'Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ,' and there's no reason for you to be yelling random expletives in the batcave--you remember what I said about using the Lord's name in vain" Batman wryly replied, a small smirk slowly sliding up his weathered cheeks. "Oh please, Batman," Robin replied, "that's so vulgar of you--we both know that 'titty' is such a silly word. And besides, what purpose is there in having sex with two lumps of fat? Shouldn't we just be honest about it? It's absurd." Robin stated very matter-of-factly. "Alright," Batman replied, "just don't come crying to me with your tightpants pulled clear up your ass when you go asking some girl if you can touch her lumps of fat."

by Jesus Tits January 19, 2007

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Heebus Jebus, Fat-a Albert-a!

Remember Mushmouth on "Fat Albert & The Gang"? Verily, verily, I say unto thee: Jebus is the preferred deity of Mushmouth.

Hey-buh, hey-buh, Fat-a Albert-a -- I just-a found-a Jebus in-a da trash-buh-can!

by Matt December 23, 2003

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face like a fat girls fanny

An unattractive face, unless your into obese sex

Steve Bruce has a face like a fat girls fanny

by hardorhome November 5, 2011

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B.A.R.F.(Big Aggressive Ridiculously Fat)

This is a person that you find utterly repulsive, everything about them just seems to be ridiculous. This could be a guy three cubicles down from you that refuses to put on deodorant and has a mangy, greasy ponytail. This could be a lady that thinks she is extremely attractive and wears clothes from the girls section of baby gap; except this girl looks like she ate children from the girls section of the baby gap. This could be an older women who is large and in charge, who not only refuses to not cover her 50+ year old cleavage, but will not keep her massive self out of her 15 year old granddaughters closet. Girls that dip.......thats all I have to say about that.

Fat girls that are eating ice cream and a hot dog, then talking about how they are gonna go on a diet.

B.A.R.F.(Big Aggressive Ridiculously Fat)

by Dr. J ready to play January 14, 2010

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Chew the bark off the Fat log

a male asking a female to nibble and suck on there penis.

chew the bark off the fat log

by l3ogroll October 17, 2009

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