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when a guy dosent have enough skill to get a girl in bed
Come on Davis your penis is weak
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The ultimate supernova of comebacks. More powerful than christ.
John : Ur mom gay
Ethan : Ur genus a penis.
(The nations of the world crumble, as mass suicides erupt by the million, and the rest of the world witnesses the almighty blow.)
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When you just tryna nigga guacamole penis randomly. Usually used without context. Not to be confused with nigga guadalupe penis
Bill: Hey man, I want to talk to you about something serious. I've been feeling unwanted in life and think I'd be better off dead.
Pichael: Guacamole nigga penis
Bill: what?
Pichael: i mean... guacamole nigga penis..
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A generic descriptor for any food tainted with massively unpleasant ingredients.
Make sure you watch Jim prepare those egg rolls; he's lord of the penis-butter sandwich.
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a serious medical condition when a man gets horny he goes limp but whenever he isn't he has a raging hard-on.
-Dude do you have a boner?
-No
-Yeah right you probably have Opposite Penis Syndrome!
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This is a sexual action you perform on someone who is highly allergic to peanuts. About an hour before you have sex, take standard peanut butter and spread it over your entire penis. Next wash off the peanut butter so that it is not visible, but the residue still remains. Then you have sex with the special individual, who will not notice right away, but the next morning she will feel very uncomfortable. When she checks herself out she will see a large rash in her vaginal area from the peanuts and think that you gave her herpies.
"Hey I heard you had sex with Loreah last night!"
"Yeah, she has an allergy to peanuts so I gave her the peanut butter penis!"
"Haha no way...blllllattttt!!"
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When a -typically someone who tries to achieve social justice and is identified as an SJW (social justice warrior), person tries to dictate what other people say and completely wants to get rid of the context behind a saying; also someone who generally opposes politically incorrect comedy.
Random child celebrity on twitter: I don't care whether you're reading To Kill a Mockingbird out to your class or not, if you say the n-word you're RACIST!
Random intellectual in the comments: Guacamole nigga penis
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