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A Trump is an orange like shit stain that cannot be removed.
Ewwwwww, you’ve got a giant trump on your shirt, looks like pumpkin spice and smells like shit, gross.
trump is the alter ego of the annoying orange..... at least I think. Research has led many, including some of the most educated doctors and scientists, as well as many soccer moms to believe that all trumpyus have big dumps and small peepees. but let me tell you... them titties be massive like damn those bitches got some honken melons. i could stair into the imaginary eyes of them tiddes for hours on end; yet it would only feel as if a few minutes flew by...
i could watch and wonder as they bounced throughout the day, I could suck for days; years even... as the juicy, decidant saggy tits blessed my tongue. the taste of sweet milk explodes into my open mouth, yummy mommy milkers.
the taste of this decidant and scrumdittlyuptious milk doesn't even begin to describe the potential of these tittysand the milk the flows into my mouth each day, as I suck and suck and suck...
that's right. I'm a child, biatch.
slap a discusting prick that walks around with an orange face day
melania : hi trump my bobo
trump : hehe women are so ew cHinA
melania : *slaps trump*
trump: what was that for !?
melania : did you forget? its a discusting prick that walks around with an orange face day!
To make a situation worse.
Damn it, I lost my queen in a real Trump chess move!
I've really Trumped my marriage, she now wants a divorce.
Hey remember when urban dictionary was a place where you could find out the meaning of slang you didn't know and not just a place where people would shout at each other about American politics and Trump and shit.
Person 1: "Hey remember when urban dictionary was a place where you could find out the meaning of slang you didn't know and not just a place where people would shout at each other about American politics and Trump and shit."
Person 2: "I don't care about urban dictionary"
a giant orange fat ass that likes walls
"Fuck trump"
"Yea fuck him >:("