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when i have time

I'm never gonna do it

Person: can you do the dishes?
Person2: when I have time

by The one and only :) June 28, 2017

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to pay your bills on time

to do things right/correctly/the way they are supposed to be done/ on time the first time round, so as to avoid either having to waste more energy, time, money and/or effort redoing the same job twice.

Father: listen, Carl. If I'd be your teacher, I would have reacted the exact same way. Just look at your penmanship. Ça laisse à désirer. I can't even , lol, call it handwriting, it would probably, immb qualify as turkey-chicken scrawl. Now the moral of the fable is of course to pay your bills on time. Now, take this travail bâclé afaap out of my sight and rewrite your homework.

by Sexydimma October 8, 2012


Once Upon a Time in the West

A western from '68, with Charles Bronson and Henry Fonda.

Charles Bronson is the revenger: Harmonica

Recorded in 2D - and the meanest western ever...

"Did you go to see the Avatar in 3D?"

"No i saw Once Upon a Time in the West, it's about a man playing the harmonica, and if that aint country, you can.... "

by squaier March 20, 2010


Nigga fuck yo time

when you don't give a fuck about this dumb nigga's time.
He be all up in your buisness.

Use in context like
John - " Can i get a pencil?"

Derrell- " NIGGA. Fuck yo time"

Big sean I do it Fuck ghetto Khush time nigga fuck yo time

by swagger20 January 30, 2012


Musician Standard Time (MST)

The time that all musicians keep to that make them function on a different timezone than other people : dinner at two am (after their gigs) go to bed at three am wake up after noon and have lunch at four pm. Repeat cycle.

The timezone that Musician WAGs have to adapt to in order to ever be able to spend some time with their boyfriends.

Best Friend: So why were you still online at two am?
Musician WAG: Oh, I was waiting for John to come over, you know how he is with his Musician Standard Time (MST)

Musician: Baby, I'll call you tonight ok?
Girl: Normal time or MST?

by Musician WAG November 23, 2009


Stoner Bashin Time

originally used in "Dude, Where's My Car?"

During a period of time when you see one or more totally stoned wastes of life (see also faggot) and you just cannot resist the urge to beat the hell out of them, usually with a ball bat or other heavy object.

"Hey, man, look at Brian over there. He's so stoned that he can't even tie his shoes, let alone finish 10th grade and be of any use to society. Looks like it is definately Stoner Bashin Time."

by Former Leader of the Soviet Union March 14, 2004

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Timmy Turner Tickle Time

Timmy Turner Tickle Time is the name for tickle time on tuesdays at 10am where Timmy goes around tickling people

Henry: Oh No! It's Timmy Turner Tickle Time! Everyone run for their lives!

by Mike_Oxlong101 November 4, 2020

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