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Asshole eyes is when the skin around the eyearea is notiably darker than the rest of the face, resembling the darker skin surrounding most people’s assholes(unless they be bleaching dat thang)
Damn Felicia, have you ever heard of concealer? Your asshole eyes are popping!
sent by someone who likes you, more than likely on snapchat. if you receive one of these, this person is a simp for you
“They sent me an eye pic!! i cant believe they like me back!!”
When you forget to wipe your ass or don't wipe good enough and your ass totally gets really red and burns like a motherfucker.
1. Bro I didn't wipe good enough and now I totally got a mean red eye stinger.
2. Damn bro I'm trying to go be a fucking idiot but this red eye stinger hurts when I walk!
A digitally enabled human eye lens replacement which provides perfect vision. I-Eye adds a digitally created "virtual underlay”, a Bluetooth app camera which analyzes what your brain is seeing and adding Apple ads imagery for the best device to bu yNOW to keep you alive. Perfect vision and perfect situational awareness, and a direct link to Apple Pay.
Many Apple presidents had toyed with the idea of using implanted virtual reality devices, but only one accomplished it. f Apple is bringing home I-Eye production home from China. Said his followers “I-Eye Cap’n!” ... when asked if they would like universal free Apple Eye health care .
1. Someone who has very distinguishing vision.
2. A compliment for long vision.
1. My friend has a sniper's eye and can tell the difference between almost anything!
2. You have a nice sniper's eye.
When someone finds a wad of something and then sticks it in their eyeball thinking that will help with their vision.
I just stuck a wad of wood in my eyeball and now I have wad eye. I'm so fucking stupid, why on earth did I do that... NOW I HAVE SPLINTERS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING EYEBALLS! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
dirty stuff. lots and lots of dirty stuff. even if u already *excited* he will still try and make it 100000000 times worse. he is an idiot. he will always try and make you happy and will succeed without trying. he acts as though he has a really big ego and **** but both are inaccurate. he shows insecurities sometimes even though there is nothing fr him to be insecure about because damnnnnnnnnnnn. he is so cute and funny and adventurous. hes so hot too, its distracting. his touch sending shiver and butterflies.
Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)
such an idiot
hot f*cker
i dont like u
god ur annoying, Alfie
i still love ur dumbass