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If only your pucker-ability was as focused as your desire to treat the room to your new air bouquet.
I felt that all too familiar rumbly in my tumbly, was a little too relaxed in my delivery and unfortunately delivered a fart with follow thru.
something that unprofessional people talk about during a work business meeting
Person 1: In today's work meeting, we are going to talk about butts, farts, and ... sphincters
Person 2: Eww, that's totally unprofessional
Simple Redneck guidelines to live by...
Jeb- "What do you want to do today Zeb?"
Zeb "I don't know, we can either watch the grass grow or I guess we can do what we always do"
Jeb "Fart-Fish-Fuck it is..Ill get my pole ready"
When u blow on someone's stomach
stomach fart sounds is blowing on the stomach and making fart sounds.
This is a phrase one would use to proclaim that someone's posterior can produce one of 3 things, A. a loud and boisterous fart, B. a long winded and detailed fart, or C. a fart that produces a particularly foul odor when leaving someone's shitter. Almost always used after someone farts, and it is not courteous to proclaim that someone's ass, can indeed, fart, outside of a scenario in which said person previously farted in the last 15 seconds. You may also add 'though' to the end of the phrase if it suits your fancy.
*Someone in close vicinity starts ripping some serious ass.* "That ass can fart!" or "That ass can fart though!"
When fucking your cousin in the ass in the back of your Ford f250 and she let's a fart slip and it tickles your balls
I was giving my cousin an alabama mud fart last night and he giggled