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When you suck on their dookie after layin down some potent gas
Bro?? Why’d you dookie butt fart that tinder chick on the first date??? Now we won’t ever get laid dude!
when you plug your in your phone and nut fart and the buzz of the charger happen at the same time.
Dude, I just did a charger wiener fart
Simple Redneck guidelines to live by...
Jeb- "What do you want to do today Zeb?"
Zeb "I don't know, we can either watch the grass grow or I guess we can do what we always do"
Jeb "Fart-Fish-Fuck it is..Ill get my pole ready"
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When u blow on someone's stomach
stomach fart sounds is blowing on the stomach and making fart sounds.
This is a phrase one would use to proclaim that someone's posterior can produce one of 3 things, A. a loud and boisterous fart, B. a long winded and detailed fart, or C. a fart that produces a particularly foul odor when leaving someone's shitter. Almost always used after someone farts, and it is not courteous to proclaim that someone's ass, can indeed, fart, outside of a scenario in which said person previously farted in the last 15 seconds. You may also add 'though' to the end of the phrase if it suits your fancy.
*Someone in close vicinity starts ripping some serious ass.* "That ass can fart!" or "That ass can fart though!"
something that unprofessional people talk about during a work business meeting
Person 1: In today's work meeting, we are going to talk about butts, farts, and ... sphincters
Person 2: Eww, that's totally unprofessional
When fucking your cousin in the ass in the back of your Ford f250 and she let's a fart slip and it tickles your balls
I was giving my cousin an alabama mud fart last night and he giggled