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when your on a long flight and someone clogs the toilet and it overflows sending feces down the aisle.
man i was on the flight to New York and someone made a fish bowl flight and it touched my foot.
“Christians” that believe Jesus was too liberal. Shows up to church on Sunday thinking it makes them a good person but is a horrible human being outside of church. Usually have more than one “Jesus fish” on their vehicles.
“Oh look the fish people are protesting outside planned parenthood again”
Is a money bagg bounus also known as my little dog queen princess Angel heart Money bagg$
Awe look at the powpow fish, she's pouting so bad rite now because she's mad
When you take a bong hit and blow it up a woman's vagina and she queefs it out when you're eating her pussy
Some stoners don't like smoked fish, some do
Fish. Acronym for "Fuck it, Shit happens." A sort of 21st century Hakuna Matata.
*shit happens*
*everyone whines*
Bob applies the fish principle: "Oh well. Fuck it, shit happens."
*bob moves on with his life, happy and not worried about whatever happened."
*everyone else keeps whining*
Noun:
The act of placing a fake package, or "bait box" on a porch or driveway to entice a "porch pirate", aka mail thief, into stealing it. It usually contains something unpleasant such as pet feces or dirty dirty socks. Some people on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices or packages connected to shot shell primers to scare the thief. And some just put something in the package to waste the thief's time.
"I used to have a bad case of porch pirates until my neighborhood started porch fishing. After that it cleared right up. Thanks porchfishing.org!"
"Going Porch Fishing? Don't forget to buy some shit at PorchFishing.org'