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Replying to someone with, " Shovel in hand", means you can dig it. (I agree, I understand, I like it)
(statement) We have to be at work earlier today because we didn't finish yesterday's load!
(Reply) Shovel in hand, I'll be there.
when someone is using the computer (either while doing stuff with files on his/her desktop or while on myspace) and someone else comes in and tells you to open a bunch of your own stuff just to see what you have/tells you to click on their ex's myspace homepage so they can see what that person is possibly saying about him/her.
1: "hey joe, what are you doing?"
Joe: "usin the computer"
"open that file, now that one, now that one. what's 'my tax payments 97?"
Joe: "stop second hand snooping me, dammit!"
2: "are you on myspace?"
"yeah, why?"
"search (name of ex). I wanna see what he/she said about me"
"no, i'm not gonna second hand snoop for you. Do it yourself."
After you eat a jar of mayonnaise with your bare hands and your hands are sticky and it looks and feels like you came on your hands.
Brad: Yo I shook Chad's hand and it felt like there was cum on it
Jacob: No I think he just has mayonnaise hands.
The condition you get when after you finish eating a bag of Doritos and you have Dorito crumbs all over your hands.
The only ways to fix this is either wiping it off on your pants or licking your hands until all the crumbs are gone.
Person 1: Hey man, why's your PlayStation controller all greasy?
Person 2: Oh, it's the Dorito Hands, man.
when a gay male shows affection to a straight male even though he knows he is as straight as a pole.
John: that gay man just winked at me
Jeremy: bro thats second hand gayness
The hand warmer 9000 is a version of a hand job where instead of just the motion of a normal hand job, someone increases speed and pressure of their grip until the male penis begins to heat up and turn red do to the friction caused by the speed and pressure of someone’s hand in the vertical up and down motion.
Male: “Hey babe can you give me the hand warmer 9000?”
Female: “yeah of course I can”
Hands that appear dead or bony.
the appearance is a result of a nickname for hands that look like skeleton hands...
specifically like Santa Muerte 's hands.. The Saint of Death.
bitches that are into hands: i like your hands!
John Doe: thanks. i got muerte hands
bitches that are into hands: what's that?
John Doe: hands that appear bony