Detroit Red Wings

Cocky, arrogant hockey team full of a bunch of sons of bitches who love themselves.

I fucking hate the Detroit Red Wings.

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Red Dead Exemption

The red dead exemption occurs when polite society gives communism (or those who self identify as communist) a free pass despite the atrocities communism has led to. In other words, communism is exempt from criticism.

This free pass gives the carrier special privileges that result in people either overlooking the actions of communism or the individual's misdeeds as a result of their affiliation with communism.

Other ideologies with lower kill counts are not eligible for this pass. This is likely due to the communist long march through western institutions.

You are eligible for the Red Dead Exemption if you satisfy any of the following criteria:

1) you are a communist country guilty of genocide against its own people or other peoples.

2) you are aware of governments like those in point 1 and still believe communism is a force for good.

3) you are a westerner who has never experienced communism and think it sounds like a good idea.

4) you are a woke fordian who holds communist beliefs.

Guy 1: "Dude, Suzie just came out as a communist. I can't believe she'd associate herself with such a murderous ideolog..."
Guy 2: "Are you kidding me? Communism is the most peaceful ideology in human history"
Guy 1: "ah, I see you have granted her the Red Dead Exemption. This conversation is over"

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Red Rocket Syndrome

A mental disorder where your too horney to control your arrection. This usually results in a"Moose Knuckle" (Buldge) or worse.

- See "Moose Knuckle" for further explanation.

Boy- Oh little Jimmy seemed awfuly happy to see you today!
Girl- Yea, I could tell from his Red Rocket Syndrome... His boner poked me when I hugged him...

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Blumpkin Red Tide

Similar to the Blumpkin El Nino, however instead of toilet water that splashes on her chin it's diarrhea

just as i was getting a blumpkin last night that double cheesburger i had went right through me and caused a Blumpkin Red Tide on her face

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red and white hammer

when a man is about to ejaculate you take a hammer and hit his testicles so blood and skeet come flying out

that guy wanted some more excitement so i gave him a red and white hammer.

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Red vs. Blue

A humorous machinima web series based off of the X-box game "Halo". Set in the "Blood Gulch" multiplayer death match map, the series revolves around the hilarious hijinx involving two squads of soldiers, one in variations of red armor, the other in blue armor.

"You know what? I fucking hate you."

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