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"Last night i read my favorite book 'Jack and the Beanstalk' and then i went right to sleep after jacking the peen-stalk"
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A complete an utter newbie from Gametalk who always posts the exact same posts. Not a real guy, just a lame cloning attempt at Auron Leon Heart, and even worse than him.
Samurai Jack: i am the best
Oldie: *insert detailed description here*
S Jack: stfu
Oldie: *insert detailed description here*
S Jack: u loser
Oldie: I'm leaving you. You're pathetic.
S Jack: no ur scread of me
Oldie: *vanishes* O_O
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Jack Off Jill are nothing like goth rock. They are girly metal, good girly metal at that.
Everybody's got a little something to hide.. but me.
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Another shit attempt by Americans to imitate anime.
Samurai Jack on Cartoon Network is a fucking joke.
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Inserting a flash light into a girls vagina while it is turned on.
The lights were off so i decided to give her a jack-o-lantern
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The unfortunate but hilarious consequence of having sex with a woman less than six weeks after a C-Section, resulting in the penis stabbing out of the closed wound. Commonly known to happen Kentucky.
Woman: WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR PENIS STICKING OUT OF MY BELLY BUTTON?!
Man: WOW this looks like a Jack in the box... A KENTUCKY Jack in the Box!
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Jack the Pumkin King made in appereance in Kingdom Hearts but originally appeared in The Nightmare Before Christmas, where he got tired of ruling Halloween. He kidnapped Santa Claus and took over Christmas.
Jack: ...and because I am dead I can take off my head and recite Shakesperian quotations."
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