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Roadkill which has been not only rained on, but further obliterated.
That animal was just roadkill until you hit it in the rain, now it's stew meat.
Any day that allows a person to consume the meat of Lunchables. Some religious holidays and days of obligation are not considered Meat Day.
Jake:"Give me some meat, it's meat day!"
Fat roll on the back of Jerry Harris neck.
His meat shag looks like a pack of sausages.
When you put a handful of ball bearings into your girls vagina before you pound it like a retard on bath salts
Last night I decided to try the old Tallahassee meat grinder. It sounded like a good idea but now my dick is purple and I can hardly walk.
Penis: The most insane sexual penis a woman has ever had...!
roommate:1. damn bro i didnt perform last night.!
roommate:2. haha bro my girl went crazy for the CRAZY MEAT LAST NIGHT
When two dudes chow down on another dudes nipples.
"Nah, they aren't hungry. They were with Sean earlier eating his meat nibbles."
When a couple engage in sexual activity, the female's vagina is so small that the male struggles to fit his penis into it. This will result in the penis being suffocated inside of the female and therefore start to throb, resorting to immediate ejaculation.
My bitch gave me the German Meat Grinder the other night, my cock is killing me!