Baris the Turkish monkey

Baris is a boy who’s from turkey. He’s a definition of a Turkish monkey. Baris is a guy who at the gym says “let’s go do push-ups” but will fight you cuz he gets no bitches. Baris is also the kind of guy who sprays you with water because he thinks it’s “cool.” I personally fucking hate baris because he’s a Turkish monkey. Worse than black monkeys are Turkish monkeys. Baris is also the kind of guy who won’t fight for his country because he’s a pussy. I hope Lebanon bombs his house one day inshallah!

Adam: Have y’all seen baris the Turkish monkey?

Zulf: no he’s probably hiding from the Turkish army so he doesn’t have to do his military service!

Brain Damaged Monkey

A stupid and annoying person that probably deserves to be shot or worse. This type of person constantly acts like an idiot but still thinks they're smart even though they literally have rocks for brains. And they are so annoying that they act like a real monkey

This kid from my school is a brain damaged monkey

Feral Trailer Monkey

The children left to run wild in trailer parks.

I was afraid to water my flowers because there were feral trailer monkeys in my yard again.

spider monkey

Dot, towel head, Swami, Curry Smellin motherfucker..

That spider monkey smells like shit again Gus !

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chilean cheedle monkey

A small monkey that lives in Chile. It is endangered due to the overhunting of them.

That Chilean Cheedle Monkey threw a corn at me.

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puppy monkey baby

A disturbing image of an animal with the legs of a chubby baby, the body and arms of a hairy monkey, and the head of a pug. Known to lick people's faces to seduce them into drinking energy drinks.

That puppy monkey baby licked my face so hard I drank an entire case of energy drinks.

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Highly Trained Monkeys

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