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(N) A human of the male gender that refuses to text a female at any time within 24 hours of getting her number.
"I totally pegged you for a 24 hour guys."
Eddie Munson.
This guy. 😚👌MWAH!
Sebastian Stan.
Steve Harrington.
RDJ
Chris Hemsworth
Timothee Chalamalabingbong
“Hey! Look at that fit guy over there.”
“Eddie Munson’s a fit guy.”
When three girls decide to have an intimate relationship with two guys it's pretty much two guy best friends dream accomplishment
Damn Zach and Cody got it going with Sarah, Hannah and victoria that's three girls two guys
An italian man with a tiny tiny tiny tiny microscopic penis, no im sorry, pinky
omg kate, i went to look at his gui-toe and i couldnt find it it was soooo fucking small dude
A man who does not want to be the provider but wants to be provided for. He wants a women who will go out and work and make a 6 figure check while he stays at home comfortably and cleans, cooks, and takes care of the kids.
Boy I ain’t workin no more I’m in my soft guy era I’ll let my girl take care of the bills
The term “Soft Guy Era” is often used to describe a King who has reached the ultimate pinnacle of enlightenment and will no longer tolerate disrespect from romantic partners. A strong, independent Soft Era King expects his women (plural) to hand money up to the pedestal on which he resides.
Kings in their Soft Era do not have time for women who can’t plan dates and drop thousands of dollars on a first date, buy him cars, golf clubs, clothes, watches, and other bare minimum necessities. He expects his women (plural) to protect and provide for him at all times anything he desires because if she wanted to, she would.
Modern households require two incomes so a Soft Guy King expects his women (plural) to hold multiple jobs and work overtime to pay for his lifestyle. He does not associate with dusties who are giving broke. A Soft Era King will block these women because he knows his worth.
In return for his Passenger Prince treatment he brings nothing to the table…because he IS the table. Drizzle Drizzle.
Simp: “How much do you spend on a first date?”
Soft Guy King: “Bro ima pretend u didn’t ask me that just now. I’m in my Soft Guy Era. Women paying for dates is the bare minimum.”
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SOFT GUY ERA- is a Man who accepts whatever a women calls him but realizes he is a King that is focused building his Castle (which is his Purpose) up until a Woman proves herself worthy to him to enter his Castle (Which also is his Pockets, Penis & Protection)
🤴💸🧎 ♀️💅🏰
Example #1
Women : I find u attractive & I see ur intelligent n go to college
Soft Guy Era Men : Appreciate it n yeah I do
Women : soo y didn’t u say nothing to me?
SGE Men : Look If u don’t have a bag or a gesture for me I’m not going for that, Have a Nice day sweetheart🤴💅
*LOL this b*tch just said I look good n found out I’m smart tf I’m coming to u fo?*
Example #2
Women : wyd?
SGE Men : heading to get my cut
Women : Ouu, I bet u finna look good make sure u send picsss
SGE Men : You not gone cash app ? Zelle or AP me…why are we still talking about it n u not gone send me money? **who tf is this b*tch* **BLOCKED**
Example #3
SGE Men : New cut ya see it
Women : Let’s go out I’m tryna take u out To Ruth Chris
SGE Men : I just paid for a $100 haircut do I look like Ruth Chris ( bare minimum place to eat ) a$$ n*gga?
Do u got a $1000 for my next cut? or Are u taking me out to STK?
Example #4
Women : * hits DMs * I’m gon be in Miami Next weekend? 👀
SGE Men : Ok? Have fun 😎✌️ if u don’t have any plans to take me to a steakhouse remove yoself out my DMs
Example #5
Women : * posts $$$ driving Benz * * hits DMs * Let me take u out on a date
SGE Men : Where we going?
Women : I got reservations..Steak 48?
SGE MEN : Ok cool we can get steak
Women : Okayyy meet u there boo
SGE : I’m here wya
Women : pulling up
Also Women : * pulls up in a 05 toyota camry*
SGE Men :* Walks out restaurant *
* we talk to b*tches that drives i8s * * b*tch go to hell **BLOCKED**
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