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Take me down to the paradise city
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Take me home, yeah yeah
Man 80's rock is the real shit
The act of achieving orgasm(s)
She had some fire ass pussy and I rocked off quick as hell
A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Oasis, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.
I:”Bro, I heard John in his room blasting Goo Goo Dolls again, how does he listen to that shit?”
U: “Because he’s a beta male who listens to beta male rock.”
Some dude that seems like they love the cum monster under their sheets.
THE ROCK, MAN, WHO HAS BEEN WRONGED BY A CARELESS BLONDE IDIOT WITH A CONCERNING LEAGUE ADDICTION.
CURRENTLY SEEKING REVENGE.
I AM COMING FOR YOU, POLE.
The Rock Man
"Damn, that polish lady really stepped on those rocks."
"Oh shit, that's Rock Man's family, she better be careful, he is one badass rock."