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ga: hey ba? did you hear that?
ba: yeah! i think that's a poop to the peep!
ga: oh! so like... peep to the poop!
When someone shits on the floor and then proceeds to step on it with their foot and "ride" it around the house smearing it everywhere like they were riding a scooter
Bro you finna tryna flying poop scooter this lame ass party?
When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.
Spencer hit me with a cucumber poop surprise.
When you accidentally put a roll of toilet paper up your cum hold
I accidentally did the cum dick poop
The most irritating most disgusting thing that a degenerate moderator on reddit can make porn out of.
Frank:I have a job, I make poop porn
Joe:I will erase your whole bloodline you disgusting troglodyte
when you're not ready to poop yet, but you do it anyway. often painful and/or hard to pass
Friend 1: How was your poop?
Friend 2. Not great -- it was a premature poop for sure. I should have waited longer to pass this stool.