A man with the biggest ass you can't understand. It's perfect in every way. I want it in my mitts.
"Hey do you know John?"
"No, who is that?"
"He is the guy with the massive ass"
"Ohhhh I'm familiar"
John is a unique human being, they are mostly born in Autumn falls or Winter, he makes mistakes and realises his mistakes as soon as possible, John is Very handsome pure hearted dude who wants nothing in life but true Love, he's been wishing to find the girl of his Dreams. Be assured John's are never unlucky
Stranger: Hey you know someone named John around here??
John: My name is John
Stranger: OMG you are what I'm looking for handsome!!
The most generic name I have ever heard
Oh my gosh, what a john, he has beautiful hair for beautiful people and superhero body on roblox
johns are very outgoing baseball player, any sports guy... LAME, he loves booty pics,
omg john is so cool he plays baseball