get fat big now quick

known by various other names, including 'beefcake' (thanks to cartman from south park), get fat big now quick is the easiest way to turn your geeky body into a clone of jean claude van damme.
if you become a rippling hunk of muscle thanks to get fat big now quick, girls will want to have sex with you.

Girl: have you been working out?
Boy: no, i'm on get fat big now quick
Girl: oh, now i want to have sex with you

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suck my fat pussy, cunt

A nice way of expressing a desire of oral stimulation.
Often used by woman, but can also reefer to a boy pussy.

Marry: "Suck my fat pussy, cunt!"
Trevor:"Suck my fat (boy) pussy,cunt!"

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Skinny Ass Fat Gay Bastard

A dumb person who was once fat but is now skinny.

Guy 1: Danm, Billy lost hella weight ova tha summer.

Guy 2: I know tha skinny ass fat gay bastard.

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oh so squishy and so fat

Cute, likable, of a cute physical nature or appearance. Does not literally mean chubby, or anything of that nature. Fun to say, record yourself saying it and then listen to it. Do not ever say it to teachers.

Also written: ososquishyandsofat
Pronounced: o-so-squishy-nd-so-....FAAT

1. Cat: Meeeow?
Me: You are oh so squishy and so fat

2. cat tries to jump thru my bedroom window, not realising glass is impenetrable, a solid mass
Me: to self Oh so squishy and so fat.

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Listen up here ya fat cunt

An overused CowbellyTV joke

Penguin: Sir
Cowbelly: what
Penguin: you're too blue to be here
Cowbelly: Listen up here ya fat cunt

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out like a fat kid playing dodgeball

expression used to emphatically denounce your presence at a social excursion, as if your leaving said event is an obvious given or statement of fact

Your party blows, I'm out like a fat kid playing dodgeball

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sad fat ass hippo lookin bitch

when someone looks like a sad fat ass hippo lookin bitch.

ian and ashley be lookin like a sad fat ass hippo lookin bitch