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Having sex with two different people on the same day.
Cindy often has Miles Away 3-ways with her boyfriend and her husband.
The most heinous act of participating in sexual congress with one's own sister and mother.
Virgil, I tell ya I really had a helluva time last Saturday night! I was out in the barn going at it, bumpin nasties all hot and heavy with my sister Tootsie Sue and outta nowhere here comes mama bustin up in to there hollerin'.... "Hells bells lookie here!!! Y'all are sho nuff "stirring the stanky sludgepot and done gone and left me out! No matter, help me pull off my muck boots, we can still get this un across the finish line!"
Now Virgil, that was my first Hillbilly 3 Way but it ain't gonna be my last! I figger I'm a ready for big city livin now!!!
When the Devil throat fucks you so hard while you sleep, your throat turns into the Sahara Desert.
"Man last night I had the biggest 3 A.M. Thirst"
1. Doritos
2. Mountain Dew
3. Call of Duty
"MOM I NEED MORE DORITOS AND MOUNTAIN DEW SO I CAN QUICKSCOPE AGAIN IN CALL OF DUTY! The 3 things that go together!"
When you’re working in an attic and are trying to keep from falling through the roof by maintaining 3 points of contact on the wooden beams (such as one hand and two knees for example); When you’re in the 69 position with a girl and have your cock in her mouth, a finger in the pussy, and a tongue on the clit.
Make sure you maintain 3 points of contact at all times.
When your buddy passes out and u stack three empty beer cans on his forehead
Yo last night after long cock Larry passed out we pulled a 3 horned Canadian pisswilly on em!
When your buddy passes out at a party and u balance 3 empty stacked beer cans on his forehead
Yo last night Dave passed out at the party and we pulled a 3 horned Canadian pisswilly on em!