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The worst team in NHL history. The youngest person on the team is the coach. Often called on as a person's favorite team due to them doing well. Also known as a bandwagoner.
Anyone who likes this team should go kill themselves
Joe: Who do you want to win the Stanley Cup? I want Pittsburgh to win.
Tyler: I want the Detroit Red Wings to win. Marian Hossa is my hero.
Joe. I thought Boston was your favorite team?
Tyler: Just because I like Boston doesn't mean they're my favorite team. Detroit is the best team in the NHL.
(Prior to this Tyler said "Mark my words Boston will win the stanley cup)
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pain and redness of the ass after a day of the shits
If i don't stop shitting. I'm going to have a case of the red ass.
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One of the worst things to come in contact with. Red Heads have no soul so they don't care how the other person in the argument feels about the way they are treated. They are the most vindictive souless people on earth. They tend to seek pleasure from other peoples pain. The wrath of a red head is nothing less than absolute evil.
Red headed men are one thing, but Red Head women are twice as bad. Not only are you putting up with a red head, you are also putting up with a woman. They will do anything and everything to make you physically and emotionally hurt as well as feel belittled, useless and worthless.
Red Head Tempers is when two or more people get into a fight, try to be sneaky about something, screw them over or breaking up with them usually results in physical pain such as (if you're a guy..a few hits to the man hood would be great), letting the girl know how much of a b*itch she is or if its a guy that he is a tool anddouche bag. Other physical damage would be to cars, homes, motorcycles and things of that nature.
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On her period.
I was going to go over my boyfriend's house tonight but the red flags are flying so I don't really feel like it much...
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When a man holds a girl's eyes open as he finishes in them. Then, with the girl's eyes reddening from the ejaculate, the man spanks her ass hard causing her to squeal like a pig.
I met a girl at the bar last night and took her home. She didn't take too kindly when I gave her the red-eyed pig...
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the bird that brought to humans the following:
1. intelligence (misery comes free!)
2. The need to dominate all that is happy
also the bird that brought us out of our brutal ignorance, dumbness, numbness (also known as Adam's Apple for all those christians. for normal atheists its just the great red bird)
1. Fuck that fucking great red bird w/out him I'd be happy
2. I don't know what we would be doing without the great red bird, we'd still be apes...
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Rock N Roll band from Portland, OR. Been together since 2005. Rapidly climbing the music ranks in Portland. Members include:
Daren Ford - Vocals
Stephen Wilson - Drums
Jesse Jones - Bass
Jerrod Hall - Guitar
Jon Rufner - Guitar
For examples www.myspace.com/redhotpistol
Red Hot Pistol blew my fucking mind tonight!!!
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