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A person who thinks they are the best at everything but is not indeed
That poser is one true super master god
the gods is a girl called maddie laddie and she saves people all the time, including the weekends xoxoxo. she has very good music taste too so hit her up <3
i had to do work this weekend but i couldnt, the gods saved me!
(Straight Male Only)
A vato that likes to get his meat sucked, slurped, gargle, tugged, twisted, and milked to completion/satisfaction. But doesn’t pay attention to the female needs because vatos don’t pay they collect homieeee.
Him: Bitch suck my dick im pillow god
Her: are gonna eat my pussy ?
Him: negative, I’m pillow God
When most people are having a terrible time during the Quarantine, but you are having a great time.
I know a lot of people are dying right now or getting sick from the virus, but I have had a God Rolled Quarantine, I asked my crush out and she said yes!
legendary mobile restaurants mounted on a sledge and moved by elks. They are well known for serving the most amazing swedish cookies - so good that nobody tasting them leaves more than a tittynope of crumbs behind.
Alice: Hey do you wanna go to an elk god inn bop?
Bob: "plan supported", the answer is always "plan supported"
Dilf God is the God of all Dilfs , this god has already pledged their allegiance to Milf God. If ever encountered by either of them pledge your allegiance.
My Dad got home from church , he said they worship someone called "Dilf God"
A very salty boy, who rages over at everything and anything, wheter is it be a small or big problem.
Person1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Person2: You're a Salt God