Meat Masher

when your so horny that you phone up EVERYBODY in your contacts.

I Had a meat masher fest all day yesterday

bice of meat

A piece of meat being bought at a store.

Do you want to bice of meat?

three meat salad

Disambiguation:

Three Meat Salad can refer to high protein health food,

or to sexual acts involving multiple male participants.
Ensure clarification to avoid unpleasant situations.

Yesterday James and Dave came to my house for a Three Meat Salad and it was not entirely what i was expecting.

Meat Market Magic

When the unthinkable happens that no one saw coming on the dating scene

Jessa: I can’t believe you got with her.

Nick: It was Meat Market Magic. Hope no one sold me short.

Meat

1) A term used as a noun, verb , adjective, and adverb. It can mean literally anything.
2) An expression of excitement (see Yeet)
3) A word that instantly catches on without anyone knowing what it means

That show was so meat!
Wow meat meat your meat!
AWWWW MEAT!

Meat

There are two types of meat the meat from an animal and the meat from boys and men the mad women vegan teacher wouldn't like seeing you eat meat the only meat she fine with is human meat

Person eating meat

That's vegan teacher wow time to duet them and come at them let's bring race into this and get my banana phone and and pretend I am on the phone with Jesus

meat

Typically describing one's penis.

Jon: "Bro wtf you doing?"
Richard: "I'm beating the fuck outta my meat is wtf I'm doing!"