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A substitutive for the phrase: I feel/am X used in reference to oneself in the 3rd person.
Ex. I am feeling sad.
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I am Jack's deflated happiness.
This is quite obviously made in reference to fight club in which the character refers to himself in the third person because of his schizophrenia
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When a girl does a guy in the ass with a carrot, and then makes him eat it.
Last night was George and mines anniversary, so I gave him a Dirty Jack Rabbit. He loved it.
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Jacked up Jane is the nickname given to jane schaffer, the inventor of the Jane Schaffer writing program.
Cami: I have this essay I have to write by tomorrow!
Luke: It's not the jacked up jane method, right?
Cami: No! Thank god!
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A sink jack- off is something most guys do at one time or another -- they beat their meat and have a cumgasm in the sink.
I like to watch myself in the mirror when I do a sink jack-off and blow my load in the sink!
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When you take a power drill and screw out the inside of your penis and take the shavings put them in a girls vagina and over the course of a week as it seeps out you eat it.
Ah dude me and her Jack O' Lanterned with her so hard!
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To be weak;(used as an insult)
Mike put 100 pounds up on the bench he is jacked like jill
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While tongue jacking the shitbox on the penthouse playmate, she let one rip in my mouth.
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