Fatty fatty fatty fat black man

The act of hitting the dab pen and blowing the weed vapor into your friend's anus aggressively , and proceeding to receive their subsequent fart (the fart is to be as gentle and long as possible).

John: "Bro! Greg! Did you hook up with that girl Jessica last night"
Greg: nah she friendzoned me and gave me a fatty fatty fatty fat black man.

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down like a fat kid on a see saw

Fat kids on seesaw's go down and don't come back up. So if u say "your down like a fat kid on a seesaw", u arnt backing out of whatever it is your doing...

Jeff: Hey wanna get drunk?
Bob: I'm down like a fat kid on a see saw!!

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hey hey hey its fat albert

a man from a kids show

hey hey hey its fat albert, now im gonna sing a song for you

FFK Syndrome or Former [Fat Kid] Syndrome

A person who, in the past was fat and/or utterly unattractive, but now is considered attractive by society, yet still retains the mental, and emotional status of a fat kid and therefore does not understand social cues.

"Jane may be hot now, but she still suffers from FFK Syndrome or Former Fat Kid Syndrome"

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da fat rat wit da cheese

A.) someone who freeloads and gets of scott-free without having to pay for everything. Derived from the expressing "fat rat in a chees factory"

B.) a person whose rolling in dough

A.) Man, we ordered the 5-5-5 deal and home boy Darious didn't put in a cent, but he still ate like a king! he be da fat rat wit da cheese

B.) Man, i'm gonna be a gangsta rappa, yo! Den i'll be da fat rat wit da cheese!

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Asian Fat-Man Arab Indian Shop

A head and smoke shop in the United State that is owned and ran by either Asians, Arabs and Indians.

Hey Joe could you drive me to the Asian Fat-Man Arab Indian shop so I can buy a Pack of Tobacco and tubes.

sweating like a fat man in a cake shop

Really really really sweaty. Imagine a chubby fellow dining out at his local pastry shop - he stands, salivating, over the counter wondering which fatty treat to shove down his gullet, and then indecision strikes and he sweats over what to order. That's how sweaty you are if you're sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.

Incidently, if you are a fat person and want a way to avoid such problems as choosing which cake, my advice is to simply buy everything. Problem solved

Kirsty: 'How was your squash game?'
Jim: 'Great, but now I'm sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.'

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