New Hampshire Fuel Injector

When a girl is giving you head and right before you nut, you shove your wang down her throat and then finish

Jessica gave the best head last night, I even have her the ol’ New Hampshire Fuel injector

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new york flap jack

the act of shitting on someone's forehead and then slapping it with your ass cheeks. similar to the cleveland steamer and the boston pancake but alot messier and for sick bastards only. make it a new york buttered flap jack by adding a squirt of jizz.

-Fozz: "Dude, what the fuck!!!?? What is this fucking joop on my head???"
-Dirty Dan: "I just gave you a new york flap jack ya dick."

-Darwin: "I'll have the new york flap jack."
-Waiter: "You sick fuck...(gunshot)"
-Jimbo: "Oooh...leave the body here, someones gettin laid tonight!"

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New Jersey Meat-Hook

The unusual method of inserting one's finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is most effective from behind.

I was doing this bitch doggy style and gave her a New Jersey meat-hook.

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My new favorite person

When you first meet her you will this she is a bitch but when you get to know her she friendly,beautiful and fun. She is spontaneous and you will always have a good time with her. She is a bit shy but not enough to put up with shit. She has a kind hart that out shines everything else.

Summer is my new favorite person

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Animal Crossing New Horizons

The one thing keeping us sane in 2020. I dunno why you looked this up. What were you looking for

“I’ve been playing a lot of Animal Crossing New Horizons on my switch lately! It’s really fun!”

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i got a new cat

every emo kids excuse

person 1: hey whats that on your arm?
emo kid : oh nothing i got a new cat?

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Loyola University New Orleans

One of the best party schools in the country.
#5 in Lots of Hard Liquor
#10 in Party Schools
#20 in Lots of Beer

I went to Loyola University New Orleans so I can fuck all the drunk sluts that went there

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