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Shit-lent Green

Green shit. Your digestive system is probably working too fast and didn’t get the bile out of your dump. Or your just ate a shitton of asparagus and discoloured it.

Bob: Alright, who left a lump of Shit-lent Green in the toilet?

Alice: (looking back and forth) Wasn’t me.
Bob: Cut down on the asparagus, I beg you!

by E hates Q January 8, 2024


green apple yellow

Gay

My cousin grandma is green apple yellow

by Smart person 10 June 14, 2022


green folder

When an obese persons belly folds over their genitalia and they can't wash it thoroughly so a green fungi begins to grow in the fold.

Dude, that is some seriously nasty green folder, you should get it checked out.

by Goober February 20, 2015


denise green

denise green is one that many enjoy being around (when she’s not her true self) denise green is a lying, manipulative, fake, 2 sided, unlovable murderer. when you meet denise you won’t think for second how she really is . she gaslights & doesn’t show her true self until something doesn’t go her way. she’s a ugly troll looking beast & she isn’t good to be around anybody .

Hey you seen that girl denise green ? Stay away from her she’s evil .

by henriajenksins January 4, 2023


Green Genie

A sex move performed with the following steps.
1.While fucking a girl and smoking a joint stick the joint in her pussy
2. Punch her in the stomach so that she contracts with shock
3. Rub the pussy as the smoke escapes (a green genie being rubbed out of the lamp)

Did you hear Brad gave Emily a Green Genie last night?!

by laMP of the green genie September 27, 2021


Green Turd

When Your Black friend is black and takes a shit or diarrhea depending on what they ate.

THEODORE IS THAT A GREEN TURD ON MY FUCKING COUCH!!!

by The Fucking Couch May 11, 2019


greenness envy

The anxious feeling that someone else has a better reputation than you for protecting the environment.

Everyone admired my new Prius and the solar collectors on my house, till my neighbor bought an all-electric car and put up a wind turbine. Now I'm suffering from profound greenness envy.

by bglassman April 7, 2010