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shut your mouth, give me your hand

A saying to tell shut up when they are getting impatient for their money

Give me my share! Finish the damn job! Shut your mouth, give me your hand

by what do i care 125 October 3, 2020


The Hand Of Munger

1. A very wise phrase to do a google search on.
2. The appropriate place for those in the know to use as their browser's home-page.

I went to The Hand Of Munger at davemunger.blogspot.com, and now I am cool.

by davemunger.blogspot.com August 24, 2003


farm handed

To shit in your hand and hit someone with it in the face

Poop dick on farm handed

by fhejgjd February 9, 2015


Hand marathon

Masturbating for so long that your wrist-mounted fitness tracker thinks you have walked 26.2 miles

"My wife is away this weekend, so I'm planning a hand marathon"

by The Otter's Pocket October 15, 2023


Second-hand Cigarette

A home-made joint containing marijuana.

No, it's a second-hand cigarette!

by jj17PP April 2, 2011


100% Hand Sanitizer

Waiting to be found at Area 51, the government has restricted much needed progress for Human development and advancement.

100% Hand Sanitizer is used on aliens to sterilize them so they can't make babies

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 29, 2021


Alabamian Sleight of Hand

When you nut in your sister's mouth without her knowledge.

Person 1: Man I was so hard that I had an accidental Alabamian Sleight of hand with my sister!

by The VERY big D January 27, 2022