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“I like penis”

This can be used when you want to get out of doing hard work in school/work and also how to get sent home or fired.

Teacher: Did you finish the 10,000,000 page essay Timothy?

Timothy: “I like penis

Teacher: OH NO, I WILL RING YOUR PARENTS RIGHT NOW TIMOTHY

by Lugs69 January 10, 2022


Sexy Penis Time

The moment that comes when you have to use your penis for a sexy time.

“Guys it's sexy penis time.”
“Is sexy penis time the wave
Scenario 1:

“Is it the wave?”
“Is what the wave?”
Sexy penis time. Bro is it the wave?”
“It’s the WAVEEE!”

by nwerdgod3000 October 7, 2019

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Penis Pussy Jam

The product of intercourse where a child is successfully conceived and born.

Is a child just a penis pussy jam sandwhich?

by ColdplayFan72617 April 18, 2022


Penis X Vagina

The perfect ship of 2 objects, also what happens when you fuck

(Person): Hey there, wana go Penis X Vagina?
(another Person): Sure!

by October 22, 2020


Exploding Honeybee Penis

a brave male honeybee will make his move. As he grasps the queen, he everts his penis using a contraction of his abdominal muscles , and inserts it tightly into the queen's vajay jay. He immediately cums with such explosive force that the tip of his penis ruptures, and is left behind inside the queen. The drone falls to the ground, where he dies soon after.

Holy crap! He really forgot to pull out! Fucking Exploding Honeybee Penis.

by this.aint.a.phase.mom September 1, 2015


bulging nigga penis

A big, girthy, fat, juicy, creamy, sticky, raging, bulging, surging, throbbing, ejectulating, fucking, masturbated, hairy, veiny, long, wide, hard black cock

Wow! That’s the biggest bulging nigga penis I’ve ever seen!

by anonymouskechard May 10, 2022


Small penis weirdo

a person with a small penis who is weird

that man is a small penis weirdo

by big gae 69 October 8, 2018