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Legal substitute for the phrase “Jesus Christ”
Cheese n rice Kyle! The fucking condom isn’t meant for your balls!
when a homeless guy joins a bank just to get the card he can swipe to get into the 24 hour indoor ATM to sleep inside
guy 1: bruh i jus went into the ENT at midnight and is smelled like whiskey there was a bum in there snoozin.
guy 2: homie did tha bloop n holla
A Yiff n' Slip is when someone is jerking off to furry porn and cum falls on the floor, then the Yiffer Slipper slips on his own semen. This can also be done on purpose as a prank.
"how was your night?"
"good, until I did the ol' Yiff n' Slip"
When you lay out a tarp, cover it in baby oil and/or lube, and have her lay at the other end with her legs spread out. You then make the East-Side gang sign with your hand and slide along the tarp until you insert your first two fingers in her pussy, and then your pinky into her asshole.
Yesterday we tried the East-Side Slip n' Slide but I missed and ended up with road burn on my pecker.
(Nessa's Swag)
Wanna fuckk,
gets any man she wants.
n-swag -Wanna Fuck?
Boy- if yur down for it.
n-swag- yah i am
=)
Riley is a fucking sexy boy who is in love with girls whose names start with E and F he is good in the bed aka he is super duper good at sex and is very rich he is a nice person who will love you care for you but in the bed he is almost the fucking king of sex and is funny sweet and kind and he will love you no matter what he will fight the world to be with you 💙 ❤ 💛 he is so fucking nice and sexy and his girlfriend is evie
Oi riley got some baccy
Nah g
Oi did you have sex
Ah yh man still cuz
K Riley N
A word used mostly in Japanese style comics Manga. Used when disapointed or sadened by being denied something.
Hey, can I have this cookie?
NO.
N~yorn. :sad face: