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Another term for a cop, particularly one parked on the side of the road running radar or a small town cop.
"Hey there's a cop ahead."
"I see him, the man with the fuzzy nuts."
An Alaskan nut tug is when two gays go back to back and bend down. Then proceed to put each other's balls in the opposing homos asshole, then falling face-first onto the ground while both gay men's balls are being tugged from each other's assholes.
Korbin, "Uncle carter wanted to take me home after church to try a new trend called the Alaskan Nut Tug."
When your are activly masturbating and almost nut but you decide to quickly change the porno.
I was watching amateur yesterday and had a near-nut experience so I could go to interatial sex nut porn masturbation
You begin to beat your meat and you try to nut right as it hits New Year
Brad “what’d you do for New Years?”
Mike “I stayed home and started of the year with a New Year Nut
The opposite of post nut clarity.
The mindset and subsequent actions of a man relentlessly pursuing sexual gratification.
Girl 1: He told me he loved me last night, but it was just pre nut nonsense
Girl 2: Guys really will say anything to get laid
There is a prophecy that on November 2069, Never Nut November will occur. In Never Nut November, if you nut, watch porn (Gay or Not), masturbate, or moan, you and your entire family get gunned down by a S.W.A.T. team.
A: Are you participating in Never Nut November
B: F*ck yes I am, I don't give a shit about life or death
A: I've prepared the non-nut cream, want some?
B: Nah, Imma survive on my own
The day on December 1st were all guys nut after No Nut November
Eric: "oh dude its finally worldwide nut day!"
John: "oh dude no way! Finally..."