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zombie blow job

When the blower pretends to be a zombie as they hoark the cock.

My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.

by Cully Mumbles October 1, 2017

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Pixel Job

In games like MMOs a pixel job is when two characters make it look like one is giving the other a sexual favor, such as a blow job.

While ERPing with each other, Dontcomplain was giving Evolution a pixel job.

by Mr1ply June 11, 2014


Get A Job Day

Get A Job Day is a day on the 28th November in which any adult who lives solely on the governments wallet is encouraged to get a job and go outside

It's November 28th, Get A Job Day. Go get a job you useless redditor manbaby.

by AgaurderOfBoltsReal November 27, 2023


Meat job

A meat job is a person that is one of 4 things: a nerd, a loner, a retard or an idiot.

Julius is such a meat job, he's been trying to push open that pull door for a solid minute”

by pusselicka June 13, 2023


Waffle-job

Someone who's only job in life is to waffle

Jake - Were you listening to Alex go on and on yesterday?
Sam - I tried to pay attention but whenever he talks I just get so confused, he's a proper waffle-job.

by NadeemBD7 April 12, 2020


Laundry Blow Job

The act of a male standing in a fresh load of laundry and a female giving you a blow job.

Oh man that Laundry blow job was nice last night baby.

by Ginergey247 April 12, 2011


nice job idiot

When a fellow Smosh fan does a good job with something, not to be used aggressively

Me: Tony, did you do that thing?
Tony: Sure did, Boss
Me: Nice job idiot

by Jeff Jezos March 15, 2024