what else do you need in wife?

Self explanatory really.. what else are you looking for in a wife? Good sex? Good sandwich marking skills? Or what have you.. etc etc

Girl a) LMFAO when will all these crazy new sayings from pete laan end? 🤣

Girl b) hopefully NEVER! Lmfao fordayzzz over that shit. And all his silly pout selfies.

Then he goes on Instagram and posts 'what else do you need in wife?' directed at his beautiful girlfriend Ambeh Rose 💞

Comical stuff really.. oh pete laan ahah x

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what does fuck mean

When someone says fuck and u dont know what that means.

Person1: I fucking rekt that noob last night!
Person2: uh... what does fuck mean?

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What crawled up your ass and died?

A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude

Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?

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If you only knew what was underneath

A saying of the porn scene movement about women clothes meaning if you knew all the hot bodies,big tits and prime pussies that pass by you every day you would go crazy wanting some.

Look at all those women. If you only knew what was underneath.

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i am 12 years old and what is this

A reaction of a 12 year old on something inappropriate.

'porn on youtube'
''i am 12 years old and what is this''

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Whateva, I do what I want!

Like yeah i'll do whateva wheneva. You must say it in an accent

Whateva,i do what I want.

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I don't know what to tell you

A phrase used to tell another person to politely say, "I have no interest in continuing this conversation or listening to you complain." In its hardly ever used long form, it would be used as, "I don't know what to tell you to get you to shut up." Extensively used when people present you with a problem, you offer advice to them on viable solutions, but they come up with excuses why they can't follow your advice.

Person A; "complain, complain, complain. My car broke and I can't get to work now. And boss says he'll fire me if I miss another day!"
Person B; "Take the bus."
Person A; "There's no bus route within a quarter mile, and my feet hurt so much."
Person B; "Take a cab."
Person A; "I can't afford a cab with these car repair bills!"
Person B; "I don't know what to tell you."

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