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Legal substitute for the phrase “Jesus Christ”
Cheese n rice Kyle! The fucking condom isn’t meant for your balls!
when a homeless guy joins a bank just to get the card he can swipe to get into the 24 hour indoor ATM to sleep inside
guy 1: bruh i jus went into the ENT at midnight and is smelled like whiskey there was a bum in there snoozin.
guy 2: homie did tha bloop n holla
A Yiff n' Slip is when someone is jerking off to furry porn and cum falls on the floor, then the Yiffer Slipper slips on his own semen. This can also be done on purpose as a prank.
"how was your night?"
"good, until I did the ol' Yiff n' Slip"
When you lay out a tarp, cover it in baby oil and/or lube, and have her lay at the other end with her legs spread out. You then make the East-Side gang sign with your hand and slide along the tarp until you insert your first two fingers in her pussy, and then your pinky into her asshole.
Yesterday we tried the East-Side Slip n' Slide but I missed and ended up with road burn on my pecker.
the art of pooing and leaving the toxic area
i just foop n dipped on that couch
Performing a vigorous air jerk quickly followed by opening your hand, palm up, on the out stroke in order to simulate "tossing" hot man chowder in the direction of the recipient.
After spending 20 minutes trapped behind a painfully slow driver, Roger broke out the ol' tug-n-toss when he could finally pass her. The look of shock and horror on her basic-ass face was worth the wait.
When you suck the fart out of a women’s ass
I wish I could Dr. Fart N Suck a bitch
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