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Saw the other definition for this mediocre school is 11 years out of date so figured I would give the current situation. Of course right now the broccoli hair that makes you look like a total douche paint sniffer and vaping like there's no god damn tomorrow is oh so popular. The teachers are generally pretty cool but some a bit bitchy, classes tend to be chill and same for classmates except the occasional freshmen stuck in his class clown phase who thinks being loud and racist is funny and freshmen girls who think they are really hot and try to pull juniors. Bathrooms are the usual, warzone like Russia vs Ukraine and doors that were stolen like 10 years ago and never replaced, flushing is an unknown action, wet toilet paper on the ceiling, piss puddles, you know the drill. Only real annoyance is the freshmen and seniors who think moaning and slurs in the cafeteria is hilarious (see freshmen mention). There's a decent amount of chill people though such as band and sport players which aren't jocky like it's the 80's as some others in some schools tend to be and some dude named Daniel from Germany that sells baller chocolate which I have easily bought by the hundreds by now. Although it is kind of a relief from the drug den schools like Island Coast and North Fort Myers, its mediocrity makes it pretty uneventful and not much crazy shit happens like you might hear elsewhere. If you just want to chill and get through high school generally easy, come fuck around I guess.
Guy 1: "I go to Cape Coral High School!"
Guy 2: "Get raided by cops yet?"
Guy 1: "Surprisingly not, but there is tiktok."
Guy 2: "God help you."
Oh yeah this kid got expelled from Tbay and got sent to Woree State High School
Christchurch Boys' High School is a shit-hole in Christchurch full of cunts who think they are top shit. As soon as you enter the school, the stench of semen, soggy biscuits, and screaming of locked up girls from CGHS is overwhelming. The headmaster could easily be mistaken for a wet tissue and is too pussy to try and get his shithole of a school under control. Bullying at the school is a common daily occurrence, the average year 9 is lucky to make it through the entire year without having a toothbrush shoved up their ass, or beaten up for not eating a soggy biscuit. Common career paths for students after leaving the school include, tradies, gay porn, or death from drug overdosage.
Student 1: What did you get up to today?
Student 2: Just had an orgy with the Christchurch Boys' High School headmaster and 3 girls
CBHS Student 1: Did any give consent?
CBHS Student 2: Of Course not! Hahaha!
This is where all the rich black kids go to school. More commonly known as the place where smart kids go to die and where most kids go to get high. St Thomas men are more commonly known as the guys that bring alcohol to parties and steal the hoes with their huge ass trucks and parents money. Most people here have juuls so invite them to your house to get free shit.
Memorial student: Yo i’m tryna have a party who we kicking it wif.
Memorial student 2: Bro just invite a st thomas high school gu y he’ll bring his moms alcohol pantry
Memorial student: Aight just keep him away from the hoes because he’s definently tryna fuck
The better high school in Duluth, Minnesota where every clique thinks they're the shit, where there is a 1% chance of seeing a black student in the hallways, and where to go if you want a decent education.
East and Duluth Denfeld High School seem to have an agreement where if a teacher from one school assaults a student, they simply hire that teacher at the other school.
The freshmen at East are smaller than usual yet the upperclassmen remain relatively nice (probably because their parents would revoke their allowance).
There are plenty of clubs to join, but it's a complete toss up until you walk into the first meeting if it's run by anime kids or not.
The parking lot is too small, the hockey team and arts have a reputation of being good, and the lunch ladies would rather castrate you than give you food if you don't have money in your account.
Overall: 6/9
Person 1: Hey man, how's Duluth East High School treating you?
Person 2: It's alright. Better than Denfeld, that's for sure.
was a very nice, redone, technology high school until the board of education made them lower there standards and hoodrats came in and destroyed it!!
Iz go up digital harbor high school and steal the mouses off the computers and graffiti on the bathroom walls because me dont no respect !!!
Marquette Catholic High School is the place where dreams go to die. You are surrounded by kids who think that their shit is pure gold, and not to mention the worst education in Indiana(Even though Indiana's Education is pretty for terrible). You have been warned of the dangers of entering this snotty barely prep school. #Seek better education.
The kids at Marquette Catholic High School are inbred and drug addicted.