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Having to pee while engaged in an intimate activity and not wanting to stop that activity so the person pees while continuing on
He better be careful not to drink too much otherwise that blowjob might turn into a pee-job
When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.
Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.
The act of sounding a guy with a glow-stick
Yeah it was awesome she gave me glow-job
A Blow Job given by a Girl with false teeth, taken out...
Oh man that chick i met last night took her teeth out and gave me the greatest Glow Job.
The epitome of the Trump Derangement Syndrome mental illness who posts worthless memes on 45 while scrounging off the welfare system
Jimi Job is at it again with TDS rage on sadbook
The act of submerging your hand in ice water until it becomes numb and then jerking yourself of while watching the Frosty the Snowman special.
Properly executed you should get the feeling you are being given a hand job by a frozen corpse.
By night 2 of being lost in the snowy forest Timmy resorted to a frosty hand job which reminded him of the many loveless nights with his ex.