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like cock and ball torture but funny
person 1: dick and nut torture
person 2: do you mean co-
person 1: no. shut up stupid
When a male moves his lower abdomen, lower body in a way that causes his " nuts to lock up", or get tangled internally.
My husband was so busy being an asshole, by waving his legs at me while sitting in a lawn chair, that he maneuvered his "nuts lock up" from the rapid movement of his lower body; later requring surgery to be correcred..LMAO #KARMA
When your are activly masturbating and almost nut but you decide to quickly change the porno.
I was watching amateur yesterday and had a near-nut experience so I could go to interatial sex nut porn masturbation
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The best feeling ur dad can give U!!!
Mom: I have 6 nuts
Dad: Let me dad de nut
Mom: Oh yaaa
A girl who's allergic to nuts.
Shut you're "Anti Nut Girl" ass up.
There is a prophecy that on November 2069, Never Nut November will occur. In Never Nut November, if you nut, watch porn (Gay or Not), masturbate, or moan, you and your entire family get gunned down by a S.W.A.T. team.
A: Are you participating in Never Nut November
B: F*ck yes I am, I don't give a shit about life or death
A: I've prepared the non-nut cream, want some?
B: Nah, Imma survive on my own
The day on December 1st were all guys nut after No Nut November
Eric: "oh dude its finally worldwide nut day!"
John: "oh dude no way! Finally..."