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beck: and now i am going to welcome one of my favorite bands, they are arguably one of the best bands of all time. put your old ass hands together, and give a warm welcome to butthole penis fart
This can be used when you want to get out of doing hard work in school/work and also how to get sent home or fired.
Teacher: Did you finish the 10,000,000 page essay Timothy?
Timothy: “I like penis”
Teacher: OH NO, I WILL RING YOUR PARENTS RIGHT NOW TIMOTHY
The product of intercourse where a child is successfully conceived and born.
Is a child just a penis pussy jam sandwhich?
The moment that comes when you have to use your penis for a sexy time.
“Guys it's sexy penis time.”
“Is sexy penis time the wave”
Scenario 1:
“Is it the wave?”
“Is what the wave?”
“Sexy penis time. Bro is it the wave?”
“It’s the WAVEEE!”
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The perfect ship of 2 objects, also what happens when you fuck
(Person): Hey there, wana go Penis X Vagina?
(another Person): Sure!
a brave male honeybee will make his move. As he grasps the queen, he everts his penis using a contraction of his abdominal muscles , and inserts it tightly into the queen's vajay jay. He immediately cums with such explosive force that the tip of his penis ruptures, and is left behind inside the queen. The drone falls to the ground, where he dies soon after.
Holy crap! He really forgot to pull out! Fucking Exploding Honeybee Penis.
A big, girthy, fat, juicy, creamy, sticky, raging, bulging, surging, throbbing, ejectulating, fucking, masturbated, hairy, veiny, long, wide, hard black cock
Wow! That’s the biggest bulging nigga penis I’ve ever seen!