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If someone calls you this, you smell like poop.
“ur a poop shutte”
trail mix with poop in it you fucking retard.
"I have a bag of poop trail mix try some"
"I am currently eating some poop trail mix"
(noun) A person who shits into their palm in the shower, and then throws their shit to the toilet like they're making a 3 pointer.
Person A: Hey, have you talked to Gregory lately?
Person B: No I heard he's a poop palmer.
A bra made of poop, most commonly dog poop, that is usually acquired accidentally when creating a snow angel while nude.
Kenzie: I want to go make a snow angel while nude.
Onlookers: watch out for the mega dump the dogs took.
A few minutes later:
Onlookers: oh my god Kenzie found the mother load and has a poop bra now. Oh my god she is now vomiting and looks like a homeless person in the yard.
When you draft David Johnson 4th overall in a fantasy football draft
Yo Milè just fucking drafted David Johnson 4th overall. Fuckin poop on my shoes.
(noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.
Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!
John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.
Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.