National Cum Sock Day

On April 13, all cum socks that have been used are to be disposed of in either an ocean, a lake, or a fire.

Doing this task will grant you the lucky nut for the rest of the year

Happy National Cum Sock Day.

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Cum-Slurping Gutter Whore

Why, you of course!

You, sir, are a Cum-slurping gutter whore

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Cum Guzzling Ass Clown

A short little fucker that that sucks dick like no other and likes to jerk off. Usually quite funny

God Jake your such a cum guzzling ass clown!

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cum guzzling scum bucket

a drinker of human liquids

when i'm on my knees at a party

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i'm cumming right now!

A girl says when she has an orgasm

Girl: *moaning* ooh god... yes.. yes... yes! I'm cumming right now! Cum in me daddy! Fuck me!
Guy: *moans as he cums hard*

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Cum Guzzling Roadhouse Whore

1. Usally a female from the midwest, who hangs outside roadhouses in order to claim her fill of cum. In rare occurrances, some may be male of not from the midwest.

2. An insult used by a select few people, usually from Montana.

1. "Dude, i got head from this cum guzzling roadhouse whore, it was AWESOME!!!"

2. "You cum guzzling roadhouse whore" said Spencer to his gf's son.

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Jesus Cum Guzzling Christ

Just another alternative to Jesus Fucking Christ...also, it's more offensive to christians (so it has my vote).

Jesus cum guzzling christ...did you see that bitch's tits?

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