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When your bagel and cream cheese fall to the floor and it lands cream cheese side up; you know you are going to have (or did have) a good day. Also applies to your day, month, or year.
I had a Cream Cheese Side Up day!
Grated parmesan cheese used to sprinkle on pasta and pizza. It's called "dirty diaper cheese" because of it's stench.
Daddy called it "dirty diaper cheese" because the putrid stench reminded him of dirty diapers.
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A legendary, bangin-ass breakfast sandwich. More commonly known as the mouth orgy of the morning.
Boy: Yo, I woke up early this morning with that bitch right next to me and I was like 'yo I'm horny, bitch make me a ham egg and cheese sandwich.'
Bitch: Okay.
See: France
A country where bitching and moaning about what America does is not only done on a daily basis, it's the countries favorite past time.
Dude, screw France, i would never want to go to that Cheese Loving Fagistan of a country. ever.
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If you say it out loud a couple of times you realize that it sounds like "my coochie hairy"😂😂 try it your self
"say Mike who cheese Harry"~person 1
"My coochie Harry"~person 2
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The French, collectively, as a people.
From the Simpsons, said by groundskeeper willy when substituting for a french class,
Bonjour ya cheese-eating surrender monkeys!
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A place where they make dry ass recycled pizza, it’s DISGOSTANG.
Chuck E. Cheese is a pickled bananarama horse
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