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Gordon

Gordon is absolute. Gordon is pure. Gordon is life. Without a gordon, there would be no life. He's the equivialent to a Kent. He's the creator of love.

Wow... I't felt like Gordon grabbed me and fucking healed my broken soul.

by BigTronco February 20, 2020


Charles Gordon Moore

Charles Gordon Moore or Charlie is a gay man that you see every day. As another post stated, Charlie is an inbred moron who has a very small amount of friends. Charlie has ADHD and as such, he uses that as an excuse for his stupidity. Charlie has a curved penis and used to have a radioactive wart. People who are Charles Gordon Moore's look and act gay when walking, talking, and doing anything. Charles Gordon Moore IS A GAYBO.

That person acts like Charles Gordon Moore, that level of gay is unacceptable.

by January 17, 2024


lexi gordon

she is an amazing girl, with a sexy body that can rock your world. she is the nicest person you would ever meet!

"Lexi Gordon is a sexy beast"'

by alexandra ellen January 16, 2018


The Gordon's Fisherman

Inserting fingers into a vagina, then wiping them under the nose along the upper lip of the person whose vagina was penetrated. (A vaginal variation of the "Dirty Sanchez" )

After I fingered her, I gave her "The Gordon's Fisherman" ...she was pissed.

by Such A Good Good Boy August 1, 2022


Super Shea Gordon

Shea Gordon’s the ultimate shagger

All other midfielders have huge posters of him on their wall as he is the ultimate sex master

Recce Cole is excluded from this as he is a shagger as well

Kenny Miller: omg its Shea Gordon

Gordon:ah yes it is you mr Miller

Miller: I wish I was as good as you

Gordon: you are a old man now shut your mouth

A super Shea Gordon is a true shagger

by The ultimate shagger January 5, 2020


Avery Gordon

The most funny, smart, pretty, and kind, girl you'll ever meet. She is a really huggable person and is way too good at Arsenal. Avery Gordon also has a really cute smile and the softest hair a person can have. She is really good person to talk to if you ever want to vent about your problems or just talk to in general because of how funny and likeable she is. Her cats Dewey and Katniss are the two most adorable creatures on planet earth that she loves with all her heart. She is a once in a lifetime experience, If you find an Avery Gordon never let her go. Her caring and understanding personality makes her a great girlfriend have.

"I met this awesome girl named Avery Gordon"
"Avery Gordon? She's a keeper for sure"

by bread and milk February 28, 2021


Fuck you gordon

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

"Fuck you gordon"
"Do you know who ate all the donuts?"

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024