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leaving the analyst world behind
He was being awesome when he started a new path.
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whom'st is reading this is an awesome person <3
"whos that guy reading?"
Me: "An awesome person!"
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A very-useful, or on the other hand, a perhaps worthless gardening tool attached to a drill, as marketed by Billy Mays for $19.95 + $8.95 S&P. Also if called "IMMEDIATELY" included would be bonus drill, of questionable quality; a weed auger; and a "power extender" free of charge (but an extra, and unheard-of some might say, S&P price was added if one wanted the "free" drill.)
Agniss: How did you get your flower bed so nice and clean?
Guppy: AWESOME AUGERRRRR.
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Pretty self explanatory. Awesome in its purest form: not diluted by things that are not awesome.
Wow, look at that guy over there who just turned 21, is wearing a Batman shirt, and is having his first drink. He's pure awesome.
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john's mom give sum krunk ass awesome jawsome and it was the greatest in the world. I came 5 times (eyes, jaws, nostrils, ears, and her buttox)
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A new Green Day live album/DVD. It will be released in March 2011. Just as the title says:
Green Day, Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirnt, Tre Cool, and their upcoming album are 'Awesome as Fuck'.
Person 1: Hey, I can't wait until March!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: 'Awesome as Fuck' is coming out!
Person 2: 0_o
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'get awesome' is thought to be the newest urban legend, but it is in fact true-(this guy I know knows this kid who...) THere is a dude and a chick hanging at a party and they get fucked up drunk. One thing leads to another and they end up upstairs doing sex. She sobers up realizing what's happening and she says "get off me," and he starts flexing his muscles. At this point she starts freaking out screaming and shit and says what the fuck are you doing!? ANd he says
'what you told me to get awesome'
'hey man don't pass out, its time to get awesome.'
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