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There are two very different definitions here.
1.) A man or older boy from the South, in this case the stereotypical redneck or hick. Likes cheap beer, NASCAR, football, pro wrestling, hunting and/or fishing, and country or hard rock music. Not necessarily a bad person, but occasionally portrayed as racist, though many could care less, aside from occasionally cracking a racist joke with his buddies; this is not usually how he feels about Blacks or Hispanics. Generally all about having a good time. They may speed to impress a girl they're taking on a date, but won't hit-and-run; they may have a few beers to impress her at the bar later on, or even get in a fight there, but won't get so drunk he can't sober up and drive or send the other guy to the hospital. Generally speaks with a country accent or Southern drawl, usually the former. Often drives a rusty muscle car or pickup, but at the same time many seem to drive small Japanese cars. A good example of this type would be the Duke boys from the TV series and movie, The Dukes of Hazzard. Often portrayed negatively, but not always a bad person. Again, they are pretty good-natured.
2.) This definition is still a man from the South, however, he is usually upper-middle class, rather "preppy," lives in an "old-money" suburb, and will generally have a degree from a prestigious Southern college (Washington and Lee, Vanderbilt, UVa, Wake Forest, etc.) or an Ivy League school. Usually enjoys watching his (parents') alma mater or current college play football and basketball. Usually speaks in a soft Southern drawl, not very pronounced but easily detectable (y'all, "ah," "prob'em" are common) Often will exude an air of class, but not always in a snobby or condescending manner. Often seen wearing nice clothes like collared shirts, khakis, and Topsiders, and for high school will often attend a private day school or a boarding school like Woodberry Forest, but many go to a prestigious public high school like Douglas Freeman in Richmond or Mountain Brook in Birmingham as well. Basically, take the definition of a New England "preppy," put him in a TRUE Southern city, take away the perceived snobbery, and you have this kind of man.
1.) Nelson was considered by his Northern co-workers in the shop of the car dealer to be a redneck, and in many ways fit the definition, but he was in no way a bigot or rude person. In fact, he was friends with many Blacks and didn't mind their company one bit. He was also a rather skilled mechanic and ran the shop well, and his mother said he was "such a good ol' boy."
2.) Andy grew up in the West End section of Richmond and dressed much like his old-money counterparts in New England. He went to St. Christopher's for high school, staying close to home, and decided to travel down to Emory for college, joining a fraternity. He came back up to Virginia to get a business degree at UVa and now is a partner in a well-known Richmond accounting firm. He originally planned to stay in Atlanta, but he noticed the Northern transplants didn't like his accent, and the "good ol' boy network" was being phased out by said transplants.
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A Southern born boy who is country to the core. He likes to hunt and could not be prouder of his gun collection. He carries one knife in his pocket and another in his boot, in case the one in his pocket gets confiscated. Usually drives a truck and listens to country. A hard working, honest gentleman, who prefers the simple life and is just looking for a girl he can take shootin'.
"On our first date he showed me a picture of him pulling a bullet out of a deer's heart. He said he keeps it on his desk."
"Oh, you got yourself a good ol' boy! They're the best!"
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The act of warming ones testicles between their own hands making the scrotum, while still warm, in to a pancake shape and striking it upon someone's face.
While Tom Cruise was asleep on the couch Bono gave him the ole Canadian flapjack.
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The act of sticking the cock of a dead pig into the mouth of a dying/deceased person.
‘I just attended my Grandad’s funeral’
‘Did you do the Ol’ Luke Horsenail?’
one who recklessly spends mass amounts of money on useless and unecessary items...yet refuses to spend minute amounts of money on necessary items.
Drew just bought a 200 dollar christmas tree and dont ot a car to drive it home with
Ole spends alot just seen at the mall spending mass amounts of money yet has nothing to show for it.
ole spends alot has a 75 dollar 5' sticker of a football player on his wall, yet he refuses to fix the big hole in the wall next to it.
a OL maths student moment is when ignorance overwhelms the mind of an average male. to put it plainly, they act like OL maths students. OL maths student moments are unpredictable, an incident as mild as bumping into someone can quickly involve slurs. but quickly, they de-evolve back into a mild annoying situation.they all end up bad. OL maths student moments are the third biggest killer of braincells, behind unionists and croatians.
something every OL maths student moment needs is a serious OL maths student. also foundation level students may apply, on occasion. take for example a car accident. apres student has just hit your car 7 times. you have two choices. you can walk away let insurance handle it, or you can fight with a pres student. of course, if you are a HL maths student, you will walk away. but statistics show that 90% of OL Maths students will fight the man.
one key to OL maths student moments is how they start. certain things are instant triggers. for example, if there is a crowd of angry people, that havent quite resorted to violence, an act as simple as throwing a chair will instantly create a OL maths student moment.
people enjoy watching OL maths students act stupid. its fun. private OL maths student moments shame you. public OL maths student moments shame everyone.
finally, OL maths student moments are always negative. they always end bad. thats just the way it is. simply because the victor must kill to win. thats not winning. everyone loses in that case.
OL Maths Tri-cell retard (culchie dialect): Baby that upset ?
HL Maths Normal Human Being: What do you me- hey wait a minute...I'm w̶h̶i̶t̶e̶ a HL Maths student! I'm not part of this OL Maths moment.
OL Maths Tri-cell retard (culchie dialect): *paragraphs of speech you're not sure you can't understand because he's in Ordinary Level or because his thick culchie accent along with his English skills equivalent to a Tec student are equal to a migrant begging you for spare change outside Pettits"