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Someone who does their homework the day it's given and as thoroughly as possible. This person will usually rub it in your face until you feel like punching them.
Homework Bitch: "Did you finish your essay?"
You: "No, it isn't due until next Friday..."
Homework Bitch: "HAHA! I did the whole thing last night!"
You: "You're such a homework bitch."
Homework Bitch: "How long is your report?"
You: "Like 3 pages"
Homework Bitch: "Mine is 10."
You: "Fuck you."
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After what feels like 1200 weeks in a hellish, federal prison like school, you finally have completed your examinations and it is time for the holidays. All students enjoy it; time to play games, have fun with friends and family.
But the demonic teachers say no. They want you to so-called meaningfully spend your holidays, so they obviously give a ton of this modern torture called homework.
There can be many types, but most come in essay, or Algebra form. It is most commonly used by teachers to make students spend less time on their electronics, but most overlook the side effects.
Side effects are:
Stress
Fatigue
(Severe cases) Depression
Also, most of the time, this is done on the last day of holiday at 2.15 am in the morning, or not done at all. If a student does the latter, the teacher will likely collect it. If the students all do the work, the teacher likely would not.
Student 1: Hey, student 2? Why are you literally online at 3 am?
Student 2: Doing holiday homework.
Student 1: Ah, same.
The next day
Teacher: alright I’m not collecting the homework today
The students:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Really hard stuff that normal folk like myself cannot understand and have to read the same sentence five times to move on. Everyone else is done by this point and playing volleyball on the beach like a scene from the OC.
"Hey Joe you wanna go out and get some CHICKS."
"No..I got Biology Homework ....*jumps back into slave pit where he is then stoned with really heavy biology and finely sharpened no. 2 pencils.
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People who talk to you over AIM soley for the purpose of homework help(answers)
Homework Whore: Hey
Me: Sup
Homework Whore: Nm, you?
Me: nm
Homework Whore: Did you do spanish yet?
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The inability to stay awake in school after an entire night of doing homework whether it be because of procrastination or because of poor time management. Black coffee is a temporary way to fix this unlike a feel hangover.
"I stayed up all night doing that project and woke up with a homework hangover. I slept through physics."
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When you get homework with all of ten questions, just to get home and realize they contain sub questions as well.
"alright five questions" opens book*
questions
1A)
b)
c)
d)
e)
f)
g)...
holy shit what a homework tease
Analogous to sex drive, which is your need or level of desire to have sex, homework drive is your level of desire or willingness to do homework at a particular time. Your homework drive can vary greatly, even over short periods of time. Let's say if when your homework drive is peaking you can bang out a 7-pager in a few hours, when your homework drive is low it could take you upwards of 10 hours to finish the same paper.
'C' Student: Dude, can you just let me copy your english homework when you finish... my homework drive is so low right now, there's no chance I do it myself.
'A' Student: Sure thing broski, I'll hit you up later. Just make sure you change the answers around a little bit.