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when a carnival worker has been masturbating all night and ejaculates bloody spooge into the carnival goer's eye socket as they aim for a prize--particularly for stuffed animals of the bear proclivity
God damn that carni just shot me with a chili con karnie, that fuck face!!!?
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when one shoves a hot (chili) pepper in someone's ass then takes a shit on their chest.
"chili con carne is when you shove a hot chili pepper up someones ass and then shit on their chest."
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lying to make a person believe that you have alot in common to secure a hook up.
Dude, she is so not your type, you have nothing in common,
I know but she is so hot i pulled a match dot con so i could tap that ass
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The correct and only way to order a Philly cheese steak.
I would like to order a Bistec Con Queso and a large coke.
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A loaded weapon with a round in its chamber, but with the safety on.
First squad! Let's go, we are red-con one! No firing unless ordered!
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An attempt to pleasure a women by sticking 4 fingers up the vagina and 4 others up the ass hole and connecting thumbs while attempting to touch the finger's tips together to form a triangle
Jake wanted to pleasure Karen, who had been pleasured many times before, so he gave her the Def Con Triangle for all out pleasure.
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A hairy mojon; an annoying person or a person who ruins everything.
Homer: "Hey ,Lenny, you wanna go skydiving?"
Lenny: "Ehh."
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