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october 24 is national british girl day, the day when you act like a british girl.
how to prepare for october 24:
1. practice shaking your entire body 😍
2. wear lots of makeup 😳
3. practice speaking in a british accent 🔥
4. talk like a brit girl would 🤪
examples:
omg luv it rally xx 😍
periodt pooh xx luv ! 🙈😘🥰
where’s the shirt from babes xxxx😍😍😍🤩💖💖✨
last step, 4. make a tik tok and put it in 3x 🥵
samantha: omg it’s october 24!
sam: what about it?
samantha: omg you never heard?! it’s national british girl day!
sam: huh? what’s that?
samantha: it’s when you talk like a british girl, here’s an example.
“go b luv the outfit babes rally 😍🔥🥰”
sam: oh god oh no oh god they’re back oh god oh no oh god-
samantha: lUv iT hUn wHeReS tHe nAiL pOliSh fRoM bAbEs 🙉😍🙉🔥
sam: 👁👄👁
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The day that you got to grab yours crushe’s balls
Oh my gosh i Can’t wait to feel it on feburary 24
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National Toe Licker day, have fun its Christmas Eve, lick your toes or even other peoples toes have fun.
Damn Dude its December 24th Already?, Well Let Me See Yo Toes
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When you have sex with 2 different women in 24 hours. A threesome does not mean you had 2 in 24. Unless you have sex with 1 more after the threesome.
I had 2 in 24 last weekend.
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when all the big booty bitches and sick lads are born
friend: hey whats your birthday?
you: oh on July 24th
friend: no way that's when all the bbb and sick lads are born!
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"Hey Bro, it's May 24, you know what that means?"
"Yeah man, National Cat Girl Day!"
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