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Black humor remark of US Air Force pilots when told they have bombed friendly forces.
Those were Canadian troops? - Well fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
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The amazing pop-punk/emo/dance debut album from the band panic! at the disco that was released on September 27th, 2005. Although already popular, the album's popularity is still increasing.
Kid 1: Have you heard panic! at the disco's album?
Kid 2: You mean "A Fever You Can't Sweat Out"? Of course I have, it's my new favorite!
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the new meme, originating from the infamous youtube video
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8lBO23Dh23I
pete: hey, say thanks to your mum for me
sam: aw fuck, i can't believe you've done this
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A dude that can't handle working with intelligent women.
Don't worry sweetie, he can't even piss in a cup.
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bษtwi:kษ:nto:lbi:lรฆikdษks a metamorphic phrase that can be adapted to mean whatever you need it to mean, versatile, like the pathological liar of the idiom world.
Angela: We know that the ants are responsible for the decline of the Roman Empire.
Natalie: I know, but we can't all be lake ducks.
When a person has a killer hot body but person's face isn't even good enough to be a butter face.
Ed: She's got a serious body on her but she's got the worst case of but-her face I've ever seen
Dave: Dude, she's got an I can't believe it's not but-her face.
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When a person focuses too much on small detail (trees), and misses the big picture (forest).
Stressed out person on vacation: "we have to awake at 4:00am, eat breakfast at 5:00am, goto the tour at 6:00am, arrive at the park 1 hour later, buy this, see that, go here, go there... are you writing this down!"
me: "how about, I'm on vacation, I'll be resting and meet you for lunch."
me behind the other person's back: "yikes, that person Can't see the forest through the trees."
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