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forum doctor

1.Someone who likes to use big words on forum posts hoping to appear smarter than they probably are.

2.Someone who is smart and wants EVERYBODY to know it so they use every big word they can think of even when not needed.

post by bob:
I think Vida Guerra is hotter than Keyra

reply from tool:
You're spurious bob. Vida is lucidly less winsome.

reply from bob:
... huh?

reply from ted:
looks like we have another forum doctor... sigh. 0/10.

by Kevin June 19, 2006

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boner doctor

A certified doctor who performs penis enlarging surgery even though he himself needs the surgery done.

Man, I think that boner doctor is really fucked up.

by Gary Coleman IV June 15, 2008

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Doctor Phil

A no nonnsense talk show doctor that has the balls to call it like he see's it, unlike any other gun shy, polically correct, gotta protect my license at all costs doctors that are on the air. Unless you're a spousel abuser or child molester, ya gotta love they guy!

Don't make me open a can of Doctor Phil on you!

by Johnny Kovorkian September 2, 2008

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Ham Doctor

Obscenely crude and sexual, it is the act in which a man or woman stuffs a woman's vagina with so much clove it'll make her look pregnant -- (Clove being one of the main ingredients in seasoning ham). After she can no longer contain anymore clove the man or woman plays doctor and delivers the clove baby. Thus making him or her the Ham Doctor.

I ham doctor'ed her last night, I'd much rather eat ham than tuna.

by writh3n July 22, 2009

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Doctor Poo

Popular euphemism for 'I'm going to go do Doctor Poo.'

Other meanings of Doctor Poo are as follows,
Dropping the kids off at the pool
Shaking hands with Tom Titt
Choking a dark demon
Doing Ertha Kitt
My arse was just sick
Talking to god on the porcelain telephone
and the best one...
emailing your boss's letterbox with a dirty attachment.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 20, 2008

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Doctor Pantz

A guy that lives in Tucson, AZ, drives a little red car and can't stand baggy vinyl(thus causing him to spend hundreds of dollars at the local fetsh clothing store)

Hey, let's call Doctor Pants and make him fix our lame ass windows boxen!!!

by sixiLiX December 27, 2002

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doctor fudge

one who inspects mens rectums for nutty bits of fudge

did you see rob and sneuss playing doctor fudge yesterday. that was so gay.

by Judgey Fudgey October 17, 2007

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